Archive for May, 2008

A Note on Sports

Wednesday, 7th May, 2008

From The Areas of My Expertise, by John Hodgman:

Please note that there are only two references to sports in this book. They are on pages 71 and 95, and both are appropriately dismissive. If you wish for sports information, might I kindly refer you to every other aspect of our culture?

Betty’s Zoo ist Babylon Boo

Saturday, 3rd May, 2008

Moved this post to it’s own permanent page……..

Dya like dags? Nay more.

Friday, 2nd May, 2008

I went to a bite class yesterday, to experience what it was like to be savaged by a dog, albeit in a bulky and pretty hot bite jacket. In the first video, the dog appears to realise that I am a pussy, and decides that merely jumping and barking at me will be enough to make me shit my pants.

In the second video, it wants blood.

The surprising thing about this experience is how bruised my right leg now is. Make no mistake: dogs are powerful animals. I will never rob a bank at night without wearing one of these jackets.