I went to a bite class yesterday, to experience what it was like to be savaged by a dog, albeit in a bulky and pretty hot bite jacket. In the first video, the dog appears to realise that I am a pussy, and decides that merely jumping and barking at me will be enough to make me shit my pants.
In the second video, it wants blood.
The surprising thing about this experience is how bruised my right leg now is. Make no mistake: dogs are powerful animals. I will never rob a bank at night without wearing one of these jackets.